Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses say that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the creature, causing some nervouslaughing. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone viral online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of dangerous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. click here That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and planning on showing those gators who's boss. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild adventure. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a cage full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will tell.